Sleep is for Suckers

Time doesn't give me enough hours in a day. So I have taken up stealing. I could use a couple extra hours in the day. This morning, I read about polyphasic sleep. It's a concept where 20 minute naps equate a full hour of sleep. There are various levels ranging from 6 hours of sleep at night and one 20 minute nap, to eight 20 minute naps in a day and nothing more. There's quite a big following towards this method of sleeping. However the drawback is that society doesn't adhere to you taking a bunch of naps throughout the day. We are supposed to sleep a huge chunk of our life away.

Skip that mess. I'm taking back my time. I don't know if I will ever be able to adapt to eight 20 minute naps throughout the day. My goal is to get it down to maybe four hours of sleep in a day.

Either that or I could just stop wasting hours watching porn.

NNAAHH!